In the Undead

Spectres, Wraiths and Death Knights
Stalking round at midnight
A Ghast was chasing after me
Then from the ground arising
Ghouls were paralysing
Looking for someone to eat
I scrambled into ditches
Trying to hide from Liches
And evil Necromancy
From Skeletons in armour
Couldn’t run much farther
When I heard them all call to me

In the Undead
Yes, you can go on killing sprees
In the Undead
Ignoring all those mercy please
In the Undead
It’s great here and we’re all agreed
In the Undead, join the Undead
You don’t even need to breathe
In the Undead
Come and corrupt the local land
In the Undead
Come and destroy the mortal man
In the Undead
Drop dead and join our happy gang
In the Undead, join the Undead, in the Undead

We want you, we want you
We want you as a Zombie too

Now being chased by Dark Reaver
Almost had a seizure
I collapsed and hid behind a tree
And then I found a Vampire
Sat around the campfire
He’s just had my friends round for tea
I cried out for my Mummy
Didn’t find it funny
As this bandaged thing jumped out at me
And while my heart was failing
I heard a Banshee wailing
And this is what it called to me

In the Undead
Yes, you can go on killing sprees
In the Undead
Ignoring all those mercy please
In the Undead
It’s great here and we’re all agreed
In the Undead, join the Undead
You don’t even need to breathe
In the Undead
Come and corrupt the local land
In the Undead
Come and destroy the mortal man
In the Undead
Drop dead and join our happy gang
In the Undead, join the Undead, in the Undead

We want you, we want you
We want you as a Zombie too

Who me?

We want you, we want you
We want you as a Zombie too

But, but, but I’m afraid of the dark
Now look…
I’ve got friends you know, and they’re big
And they’re mean, and they’re nasty
And….And
And…
Being eaten by the Ghouls over there….

We want you, we want you in the Undead

Oh dear…
How am I supposed to join the Incantors guild now?

We want you, we want you in the Undead

In the Undead!



 

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(OC Author - Rich Booker)