The Pain of Being a Lion
The pain of being a Lion
Is always being right,
If there's a moral high ground
Then that's where we like to fight!
If there's not one to start with,
Or the fight's already done,
You can be certain of this fact:
We'll find another one!
Our diplomacy's clearly great,
It's better than the rest...
But what else could you expect
From the faction that's the best?
We tell others what to do,
We expect them to obey -
They naturally follow our lead
Like night time follows day!
Oh! It's difficult being a Lion -
Smug's quite hard to do,
We also like self-righteous,
And will throw in pompous too...
Yes, it's tricky being a Lion,
It's a difficult job at best -
No one likes you quite so much
When you're better than all the rest.
When it comes to fighting battles,
The Lions always win -
Doesn't always seem that way,
But we end as we begin -
Even when things go do wrong
And then it seems that we might lose
You should know we'll always win,
It's just a clever ruse...
Quite frankly you should all accept
We're really something great
All the effort we put in
That you don't appreciate -
You should be real grateful
That we, the lions, are all here
Cos if it was not for us
Erdreja'd disappear!
Oh! It's difficult being a Lion -
Smug's quite hard to do,
We also like self-righteous,
And will throw in pompous too...
Yes, it's tricky being a Lion,
It's a difficult job at best -
No one likes you quite so much
When you're better than all the rest.
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