All I Care About
Words by Kasimir Svettirsson, Cassius and friends
Music by Kasimir Svettirsson
(Bb) I don't (F) care about your (Bb) stupid (F) quests,
Unless we're (Bb) saving a (F) maiden with a (Bb) nice pair of (C) breasts,
(Bb) Hot (F) chicks are all that (Bb) matter to (F) me,
(Bb) I don't (F) care about (Bb) posteri- (C) ty,
There's lots of reasons for risking your life,
But nothing's as tempting as somebody's wife,
I don't care about your silver and gold,
But if you tell me there's poontang,
Then baby, I'm sold!
(Dm) Short or tall,
(Am) Blond or brown,
(F) I'm just happy if there's (E7) women around,
(Dm) Rich or poor,
(Am) Lady or whore,
(F) I don't give a monkey's just as (E) long as I (G) score.
I'm told I should be married by the time that I'm thirty,
But the women I want are all sleazy and dirty,
I don't want a Guild rank or a skill or a trade,
I'm gonna spend my time just trying to get laid,
You can tell me I'm lazy, that I'm idle and lax,
But I just want to make the beast with two backs,
If I wanna get promoted then I have to impress,
But I'll only kiss ass if it's under a dress.
Short or tall,
Blond or brown,
I'm just happy if there's women around,
Rich or poor,
Lady or whore,
I don't give a monkey's just as long as I score.
Why waste ten gold on a ritual slot,
When down in the brothel that can buy you a lot,
I don't want potions and I don't want scrolls,
I want naked ladies that are wrapped around poles,
I don't want to worship anything above,
I want to bow down at your temple of love,
I'll take the battlefield with the rest of the faction,
Just as long as when its over I can get some hot action.
Short or tall,
Blond or brown,
I'm just happy if there's women around,
Rich or poor,
Lady or whore,
I don't give a monkey's just as long as I score.
Now I'm dead in my bed, with a smile on my face,
I'm not in Valhalla it's a different place,
I must have made a wish with my dying breath,
I'm in the place that you get taken if you're shagged to death!
Short or tall,
Blonde or brown,
I'm just happy if there's women around,
Rich or poor,
Lady or whore,
I don't give a monkey's just as long as I score
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