A Wolf Prince Should Never Have Fleas
(A) Everyone knows that the (D) Norscan Royals are (A) scary,
And every full moon the (D) Odinsheim palace gets (A) hairy,
The Norscans don't mind 'cause they (D) think that it's kind of a (A) bonus,
That the man with the Crown is quite (D) hard to put down thanks to (A) Lunas.
Chorus
And so they don't com- (E) plain,
About the (D) smells and the hairs and the (A) stains,
But there's (C#m) one thing on which (F#m) everyone a- (E7) grees...
He can (A) lick his own plums and sniff (C#m7) other chaps' (F#m7) bums
But a (D) Wolf Prince should (E) never have (A) fleas.
Queen Kara's boudoir is a showroom of ceiling to floor chintz,
The maids all work hard to remove the wet patches and paw prints,
A shapechanging Royal can be friendly and loyal, and unbloodstained,
If you keep scratching his ears and keep feeding him beers
He stays housetrained
And so they don't complain
About the smells and the hair and the stains,
But there's one thing on which everyone agrees...
He can lick his own plums and sniff other chaps' bums,
But a Wolf Prince should never have fleas.
While we sit at the table they eat from a bowl on the floor,
With those puppy-dog eyes they whimper and beg for some more,
They go out and chase sticks, and occasionally Bricks or just peasants,
And when the man on the throne tries to bury his bone it ain't pleasant.
Even so they don't complain
About the smells and the hair and the stains,
But there's one thing on which everyone agrees...
He can lick his own plums and sniff other chaps' bums,
But a Wolf Prince should never have fleas (repeat)
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