Bear Necessities
Talking 'bout those Bear Necessities,
Those simple Bear Necessities -
All you need is whisky and your sword;
I mean those Bear Necessities -
That's why the Bears can fight with ease
With just a dram of whisky and a sword.
If you hit a half-orc in the Vipers’ Lair,
Then pick on the biggest or next time beware,
Don't pick on the gobbo with the little snout -
Pick on the big one who's got the clout
And you won't need to give him brew,
If you take your sword and you run him through.
Have I given you a clue?
Golly thanks McDroo,
Those Bear Necessities of life will come to you.
Talking 'bout those Bear Necessities,
Those simple Bear Necessities -
All you need is whisky and your sword;
I mean those Bear Necessities -
That's why the Bears can fight with ease
With just a dram of whisky and a sword.
If you slay a drow now just for fun,
Then make it a Matron & be prepared to run,
Don't pick on the weedy little guard -
Twat the Matron & twat her hard
And you won't need to run away
If you're prepared to stay & slay.
Have I run you right through?
I'm really sorry Mr Droo,
Those Bear Necessities of life will come to you.
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