Bears Will Beat the Dragons Every Time All Works are © Original Author (OC Author - Paul Harrison)
So Ash and Eomir thought they'd win the day,
When they invited the Bear faction out to play.
They faced our softy golem
With their enormous column,
Which on the field they proudly did display.
Chorus: (Singing)
Bears will beat the Dragons every time;
When we faced the Dragon charge we held the line.
It's the charge that beats the rest
But it couldn't beat the best;
When there's odds of 2 to 1 it suits us fine.
So King Ash he took a quick trip to the void;
He survived but he really was annoyed;
And Eomir went out real early,
Though Lament fought like a girly
And we were left to fight with all their boys.
Chorus
The Dragons nearly pushed us down the hill,
But all around the gaps there we did fill.
We turned the foe about
And we made the Dragons rout,
And now the battle stands at 1 to nil.
Chorus (Singing)
Bears will beat the Dragons every time;
When we faced the Dragon charge we held the line.
The Cerridwen did bellow;
The Dragons they were yellow,
I know which I would rather face next time !
