Holding out for a Healer
(OOC: To the tune of, and with apologies to, Holding out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler)
Where have all my good friends gone and where are all the foe?
Why are my legs hanging off, and where’d my liver go?
I was loud and shouty, now all I do is bleed
Now I lie face down in the dirt and I dream of what I need
I need a healer! I’m holding out for a healer till the end of my life,
He’s gotta be fast and he’s gotta be skilled and he’s gotta put my legs back on right.
I need a healer! I’m holding out for a healer till the end of my life,
She’s gotta be sure and she’s gotta be soon and she’s gotta be good with a knife
(good with a knife….)
Second after Second, as my life-force slips away.
I can hear my allies as they come to try and save the day
Can they find my liver, and can they take the heat?
Its gonna take a lifemaster to get on my feet
I need a healer! I’m holding out for a healer till the end of my life,
He’s gotta be fast and he’s gotta be skilled and he’s gotta put my legs back on right.
I need a healer! I’m holding out for a healer till the end of my life,
She’s gotta be sure and she’s gotta be soon and she’s gotta be good with a knife
I need a healer! I’m holding out for a healer till the end of my life…
Now when there’s archers raining death from above
And when a polearm splits my knee
I just pray there’s a healer somewhere watching me!
Through the wind and the chill and rain, and the storm and the flood
Binding me with a bandage to hold in my blood!
I need a healer! I’m holding out for a healer till the end of my life,
He’s gotta be fast and he’s gotta be skilled and he’s gotta put my legs back on right.
I need a healer! I’m holding out for a healer till the end of my life,
She’s gotta be sure and she’s gotta be soon and she’s gotta be good with a knife
(good with a knife….)
I need a healer! I’m holding out for a healer till the end of my life,
He’s gotta be fast and he’s gotta be skilled and he’s gotta put my legs back on right.
I need a healer! I’m holding out for a healer till the end of my life,
She’s gotta be sure and she’s gotta be soon and she’s gotta be good with a knife
(good with a knife….)
I need a healer! I’m holding out for a healer till the end of my life,
He’s gotta be fast and he’s gotta be skilled and he’s gotta put my legs back on right.
I need a healer! I’m holding out for a healer till the end of my life,
She’s gotta be sure and she’s gotta be soon and she’s gotta be good with a knife
(good with a knife….)
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(OC Author - Alan Griffith)