Inept Muggers
Are you gonna take me out tonight?
Ah are you sneaking through the night?
Are you gonna get the daggers out?
Inept muggers
Make the wallet nice and round
Hey I was just a simple girl
No money in the world
But I knew what those crooks wanted from me - huh
So alone with a nasty thief
I thought I’d keep this brief
Mr thief you made a killer out of me
Hey hey!
Wooh
I've been fighting with my band
Beserking ‘cross the land
I seen every two-bit goon along the way, hey
But their classless lack of style
Lost it’s charm after a while
Let me take them by surprise every day!
C'mon
Are you gonna take me out tonight?
Ah are you sneaking through the night?
Are you gonna get the daggers out?
Inept muggers
Make the wallet nice and round
Hey listen here
Now I don’t condone stealing
But you kinda get this feeling
That thieving from the thiefs no kind of crime
So I still get my pleasure
From mugging robbers’ treasure
Mr thief you made a rich girl out of me!
Are you gonna take me out tonight?
Ah are you sneaking through the night?
Are you gonna get the daggers out?
Inept muggers
Make the wallet nice and round
Take to your heels, shag off!
Ooh yeah oh yeah them crappy muggers
Inept muggers
Yeah yeah yeah
Alright, ride 'em, c'mon
Crappy Muggers - yes yes
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(OC Author - Charlotte Andrew)