Mephisto
Take heed the moral of this tale,
Pay heed to how Mephisto tumbles;
His ass is rarely off the ground,
You’ve seen how often he does stumble.
Mephisto, Mephisto,
He’s fallen down again.
Mephisto, Mephisto,
Could this be now the end?
He bravely faces all the foes,
Although he’s really not a fighter;
For him to really have a chance,
He should be quite a fair bit lighter.
Mephisto, Mephisto,
He hits them very hard.
Mephisto, Mephisto,
Our fighting tub of lard.
Although it’s known he loves a laugh,
You’ve seen his darker dedications;
And for carrying them out,
He’s on the list of other nations.
Mephisto, Mephisto,
He’s bald and bold and true.
Mephisto, Mephisto,
He’ll cause no harm to you.
Mephisto, Mephisto,
He loves to slay and shiv.
Mephisto, Mephisto,
He hasn’t long to live.
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(OC Author - Paul Harrison)