Norks
A song by The Bricks, with additional words by various men and inspiration by various women whose faces would be familiar if I'd ever looked that high.
(Em) What's the (C) first thing that (G) you can re- (B) member,
(Em) What's the (C) first thing that (G) caught your (B) eye?
(Em) Well for (C) me it was a (G) pair of shirt po- (B) tatoes,
Now I'll (Em) have a breast fi- (C) xation till the (G) day that I (B) die!
CHORUS
'Cause you can (C) joggle them, you can (D) jiggle them,
you can (Em) wobble them, you can (G) wiggle them,
you can (C) put your head be- (D) tween them and go
(Em) (Make (in)appropriate flubbing sound here)
You can (C) grab them, you can (D) grope them,
you can (Em) stroke them, you can (G) soap them,
they're a (Am7) man's best friend,
(B7) Norks, norks, norks, norks norks!
They're second to none as a beverage dispenser,
And babies latch on to them with exuberance,
So if there's nothing in the fridge, and you take your coffee white,
Then grab a mammalian protruberance!
- Chorus -
Small, perky, pert ones are a joy to behold,
But you can't beat a cracking bit of cleavage,
You get pink ones, you get brown ones,
You get yellow ones, you get green ones,
But I don't mind the colour just as long as there's heavage
- Chorus -
They're wabs, they're globes, they're funbags,
They're jubblies, they're bazookas,
They're dairy pillows, melons, they are chesticles,
They're udders, orbs, they're puppies,
They're outdoor lungs, they're knockers,
And they make me feel all fuzzy in my... heart....
- Chorus -
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(OC Author - The Bricks)