Not Easy Being Green
It's not easy being green, when no-one wants to know
How long it took to give your skin its healthy greenish glow
I've scrubbed it and I've buffed it, but no matter what I do
Its still as tough as leather - you could use it to make shoes
But it comes in quite handy if you're fighting in the nude
And I'd rather be greenskin than a pink f*****r like you!
We're
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Green skins! Up all night
Green skins! Drink and fight
Green skins! What's that smell?
Green skins! I don't feel well!
Its not easy being green, you don't make too many friends
They think you'll turn around and then you'll eat them in the end
But what they fail to realise is: humans don't taste good
They're gristly and they're chewy, and they taste a lot like wood
Yes I'd rather have a squig, cooked on an open flame
You know what they say: you humans all taste the same!
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Its not easy being green, and camping in a field
No-one can tell if yer siting there or eating a nice meal
But you'll know pretty quick if you walk through my camping spot
When I standup and gut you, right there on the spot
You may think that I'm a bad Ork, without a conscience bone
You know yer right, you human scum, just p**s off, go home!
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Its not easy being green, wearing all this gear
The leather chafes and when it rains I get water in me ears
My helmet's not much good for more than keeping sarnies in
But its fashion statement, innit? I'll wear it with a grin
And the things I love the most are my boots made of steel
If you don't watch it mate, you won't be chewing your next meal!
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*Vomit*
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(OC Author - Jez Lawrence)