Not Scared of Spiders
(A Distressingly Out-Of-Date Song)
(Am)Hey there all you (Em)Trannies,(G) you're sick and (Am)wrong
(Am)Your acts of (Em)evil have (G)gone on far too (Am)long
(Am)You tried our (Em)patience, you (G)knew that it would (Am)snap
(Am)You'll get what (Em)you deserve, that's (G)one almighty (Am)slap
CHORUS
(F)Your days are (C)numbered, you'll (G)pay for all your (C)sins
(F)The game is (C)over, the (D)Light Alliance (G)wins
(F)We'll find your Matron (C)Mother, and (G)stick our swords in(C)side her
(F)You're afraid of the (C)Big Bad Wolf but (G)we're not scared of (C)Spiders
(Am)
You should have seen it coming, should have felt the turning tide
We'll hunt you down like animals, you'll have nowhere to hide
And ringing in your ears will be the promise we have made
That we will take no prisoners, and you will taste our blades
CHORUS
You're hopelessly outclassed, your situation's dire
The light at the end of the tunnel is us - We're bringing fire
We'll trap you in a corner and administer a beating
Then set fire to the Underdark, we'll have underfloor heating
CHORUS
Llolth won't come to help you as you perish down beneath
She might have more legs than us, but we've got bigger teeth
And then you'll realise, our bite's worse than our bark
You'll rue the day you crossed us as you die down in the dark
CHORUS x2
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(OC Author - Stephen McGreal)