>Ode to Babysitters
I'd crawl unclothed through Siberijan Ice
And I'd face a Demon great
I would fight with every champion
At every Faction Gate
I'd battle a horde of Gasherim
Next walk all Erin's length
The Nosta Kar I'd then defeat
(If I still had the strength)
From there I would seek out Satun
And try to steal his crown
Now after that I'd find Lord Wolf
And knock him to the ground
Tea, then, with the Harts I'd have
while digging up their lawn
Then Golgamoth I would search out
To offer him a prawn
The Bears I'd have to visit next
And steal ALL of their beer
Then shout inside the Vipers Gate
"It stinks of Orc round 'ere"
The Matron Mothers would be next
I'd say "Girl, your hair is a mess"
Now onward to the Mages Guild
To find out why they wear a dress
I'd do all these things one by one
Even though they'd cause me strife
But Babysit those kids of yours
NO, NEVER, NOT ON YOUR LIFE!
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(OC Author - Richard Booker)