One on One With the Lady
Words by Tunar Bluefinnsson and Anonymous Informants
Music by Tunar Bluefinnsson
Beer by Kara Ottarsdottir
(Am7) Way down in the forest, a lady lies in wait.
(D13) Superstitious woman, she keeps you wide awake.
(Am7) She sits there in the clearing, waiting for her date.
(D13) She's expecting Vlad for dinner, but he's running kinda late.
(E13) So if you want to meet her, and (D13) want to have some fun.
(Am7 )She's in the Vainamoiinen and she'll (E) give you one on one.
Chorus.
(A) She's funky, she's funky, got twigs all in her hair.
(D) She's spunky, she's spunky, she'll take you to her lair.
(E) And if you're really daring and (D) kiss her on the mush.
(A) She'll take you firmly by the hand and (E) lead you to her bush.
One on one with the (A) lady... (C) (D) (C)
One on one with the (A) lady... (C) (D) (C)
One on one with the (A) lady... (C) (D) (E)
Sweet Lady of the forest won't you one on one with me!
She's a very pretty lady, and she's getting kinda keen.
Her hair is blonde, her eyes are blue and she wears a lot of green.
She eats a lot of berries, the forest is her home.
She'll one on one with Humans, and she'll one on one with Gnomes.
She's not exactly fussy, she just wants a real good time.
So if you want a one on one, that surely ain't a crime.
Chorus....
She waits until the sun goes down, the day is getting old.
She pulls a few more leaves around, she's getting kind of cold.
She knows that Vlad is coming, she hopes that he's in wolf form.
She doesn't like the teeth so much, but the fur is nice and warm.
Vlad gives her what she wanted, but then she has to go.
She wants another one on one, she's a supernatural ho!!!
Any similarities with Norscan Regal Personages, living or dead, is purely coincidental....
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