Proper Drinking Song
(aka The Juv-Worv Clan Anthem)
There's [C] nothing we love [D] more
Than to [G] sit together and [Em] drink
And [C] sing til our voices are [D] raw
About [G] any old guff we can [C] think
So we [C] really should have a [D] song
Of the [G] joys of imbibing [Em] ale
All the [C] drunkards could sing a- [D] -long
But we've [G] tried and we've tried and we've [D] failed
CHORUS:
We don't know how to write
A proper drinking song
'Cos we've been drunk all night
Been quaffing all day long
Our heads are spinning round
Our legs can't seem to steer
The only cure we've found
Is to have another beer
We'll drink you under the table
We'll drink you under the chair
We'll drink twice as much as you're able
But we don't have tune we can share
Our bards are all down the boozer
They're drinking all they can take
ErdrejaVision Song Contest losers
And that was their fatal mistake
CHORUS
We're hammered, we're battered, we're sozzled, we're smashed
We're seeing pink elephants, we're rather mashed
We're trousered, we're starfished, we're quite worse for wear
We're twisted, we're legless, we're too gone to care
Our livers are losing, our balance is shot
We're needing the toilet rather a lot
We're ratted, we're battered, we're reeking of booze
We've got beer on our trousers and puke on our shoes
All Works are © Original Author
(OC Author - Stephen McGreal)