Song of the Monkey Boyz
We sailed on the h'Vantity,
The h'Bilge Crew and me,
H'out of Balnagowan we did sail,
Drinking all night,
They got in a fight,
If we're not careful, we'll end up in jail...
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So come and sail with me,
On board the Vantity,
We'll travel till we are tired of being at sea.
Then at a thought,
We go back to port,
There's drink and ladies awaiting for me.
H'Scrote he loves his prawn,
Its old and tattered and torn,
But he won't let anyone take it away
And Pottery knows,
If he ever goes,
Scrote will be captain, he'll make it one day...
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H'Frenzy's a pretty lass,
She's got a lot of class
And she chases me around the cabin below,
I lock the door
And hide on the floor,
What she wants me for, I'd rather not know...
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There's Seemore and Harry Harsh,
They'd feel at home in a marsh,
Fast Eddy he thinks a lot but not very well,
What am I to do,
I'm stuck here with this crew,
I'd leave tomorrow, but I need the stell...
Chorus
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(OC Author - Lesley Andrew)