The Carpentry Song
(C) I'll Whip Out My (G) Tools,
If (Am) You'll Help Me Get (Em) Wood,
To-(F)-gether We Can (Em) Make Something (G) Good.
And (C) I'll Roll Up My (G) Sleeves,
If (Am) You'll Pull Back My (Em) Hood,
It's (F) Kind Of Stiff So You'll (Em) Have To Pull It (G) Good.
Chorus
(Dm) This Is A (G) Song About (C) Carpen-(Am)-try,
(F) All The Wonderful (G) Things You Can (Em) Make From A (F) Tree,
(Dm) Just Add Some (G) Hinges, Some (C) Handles And Some (Am) Locks
(F) Then We Can Ad-(Em)-mire Your Stunning (G) Box.
I'll Hammer It In Hard, If You Show Me The Spot,
Then I'll Neatly Dovetail It Into The Slot.
To Finish It Off Nice, I'll Use My Tongue-In-Groove,
And Wax It Up So It Slips In Nice And Smooth.
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I'll Loosen Up Your Drawers, If You Show Me Your Chest
An Oiling And A Rub-Down Does It Best
Oak Is Really Hard, And Maple's Really Fine
But If You're Good I'll Let You Stroke My Pine
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