The Clan McYokel Stores

There were Droo, Droo,
Hiding in the loo
In the stores, In the stores,
There were Droo, Droo,
Hiding in the loo
In The Clan McYokel Stores.

Chorus:
My sword is sharp,
Your head is soft,
You should have seen it lopped right off,
You should have seen it lopped right off.

There were Wolves, Wolves,
Showing they’ve no balls...

Chorus

There were Knights, Knights,
Dressed in fishnet tights...

Chorus

There were Queenies, Queenies,
Dealing with the meanies...

Chorus

There were Vipers, Vipers,
Still running around in diapers...

Chorus

There were Dragons, Dragons,
Running away in wagons...

Chorus

There were Harts, Harts,
Looking like old farts...

Chorus

There were Mages, Mages,
Taking bloody ages...

Chorus

 

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