The Official Line
This (D) Song has been (Bm) passed by the (Em) Wolf Song Co-(G)mission
It's (D) wholesome and it's (G) pleasant and it's (A) clean,
And (D) when we a-(Bm) pplied for (Em) Wolf song per-(G) mission
We (D) changed anything (G) spiteful or (A) mean.
This song takes account of the needs of minorities
We wanted to show how much we cared
So the words are nice and easy, for those with low abilities
LOUD AND SLOW FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED.
Chorus:
(Em) Everything is (C) wonderful, (G) Everyone is (D) great,
(Em) Squeakies are fan- (C) tabulous, the (G) drow are just first (D) rate,
The (Em) command group are in-(C) fallible, di-(G) plomacy's di-(D) vine,
(A) There's Nothing To Complain About and (G) that's The (A) Official (D) Line (Bm) (Em) (G) (D) (G) (A)
This song respects a woman as a valued equal being,
Not an object of lustful desire,
And why have controversy when we could be all agreeing,
And the bards could be preaching to the choir.
This song rejects enthralling as a form of cruel oppression,
That no barbarian horde should condone,
So let's all free the workers and we'll make a good impression,
'Cause we can clean the toilets on our own.
Chorus
Everything is marvellous, everyone is nice,
Lycanthropes are the Chosen Race, The Queen is without vice
Free expression's treasonous, Censorship is fine,
Things Can Only Get Better and that's The Official Line
This song believes in peaceful means of conflict resolution
And forging lots of ploughshares out of swords,
'Cause gentlemen from Forinjar make a valid contribution
And it's wrong to help ourselves to treasure hoards,
This song accepts that faith is multi-denominational
No matter to which ancestor you pray,
They don't need spears or hammers to be fully operational,
And if they've got eight legs that's still OK.
Chorus
Everything is heavenly, everyone is cool,
Kasimir's an idiot and Lester's just a fool,
War is an atrocity, the troops should resign,
Erdreja Is A Happy Place and that's The Official Line
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