The Rory Song
Oh let me tell you a story about Rory,
He’s the greatest knight in all the land.
But if you ask him for a story,
Just be careful ’cause he’ll lie to you out of hand.
Rory went in search of the Morrigan’s sword,
Took himself off to the void.
And he said he fought 99 pirates,
But I don’t believe a single bloody word...
’Cause... He’s a b***ard, he’s a lying f*****g s***e.
He’s a b***ard, and he’ll lie to you all night.
Yeah he’s a b***ard, he’s a lying f*****g s***e.
He’s Rory McTwatem the Knight.
Now Rory said he could kill an army,
With one single mighty blow.
But I didn’t get quite what he meant,
Till he turned around and lit up his vent...
’Cause... He’s a b***ard, he’s a lying f*****g s***e.
He’s a b***ard, and he’ll lie to you all night.
Yeah he’s a b***ard, he’s a lying f*****g s***e.
He’s Rory McTwatem the Knight.
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