The Thrud Song
To the Beverley Hillbillies theme tune
(To be sung in a strong Yorkshire accent)

Let me tell you a story about t'Green Bard
'E could sing n'fight, 'e wus really 'ard
Then one day he did a rit-chul in t'mud
To enchant sum sashes wi't'power of Thrud'

*spoken* "Sashes o'Defence, like, wiv a sting!"

First thing 'e did, woh shout real loud
Name o' one 'e woh tryin' t'mek proud
Cos Thrud likes it when you shout 'is name
Spesh'ally loud enough to cause pain

*shouted* "TTTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRUUUUUUUDDDDDD!!!!!!!!"

Now e'd got t' attention o' Thrud
He asked 'im to 'elp, 'e 'oped 'e really would
Cos t'Bard had sum friends in need o'defence
And 'e promised Thrud beer, in recompense

*spoken* "Mead that is, Ale as well, like"

If that's nor'enough, said Cajun, then
I'll gi'yer an' axe that you c'n use when
Yer out maraudin' an' raisin' hell
Beatin' up Dragons an' wizards as well

*spoken* "Bad wizards like, not me friends. Well, not much, anyhow."

Well, said t'Bard, that should do 'trick
Bring out t'sashes and start t'magic
And t'power o'Thrud'll keep us all safe
From all normal weapons like halberds and blades

*spoken* "Maces as well. Aye".

*shouted* "TTTTTHHHHRRRRRUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDD!!!!"

 

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