The Whizzle Song
Well, Obidask played his wizzle
in the land of all the clans.
He played his perfect music
through the magic of his hands.
He inspired us to victory
’gainst the foes who sought our lands.
And he led the prayers to Anu in the morning.
The Laoch’s tune made women swoon
as he danced around the games.
His music made the sun shine down
and dried up all the rain.
The beautiful tunes of Anu played
as our hero had no shame.
And no one even gave the Bards Guild warning.
He walked into the circle with a cheer.
The clannies yelled and showered him with beer.
And he played us a song
Which sounded wrong
But he played his magical wizzle with no fear.
I have to say, I’m lying anyway,
His playing’s bloody awful - that’s all that I can say.
I’d like to think that I could stop it if I can
But the Pikey Laoch seems to be the hero of the Clans.
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(OC Author - Simon Doyle)