Three Little Goblins
(E)3 little (C)Goblins came to town(D) today (C)
3 Little (E)Goblins, (C)(D) 3 little Goblins (C)
They came along to have a drink and play,
3 Little Goblins, 3 Little Goblins
3 Little Goblins walked into a bar
3 Little Goblins, 3 Little Goblins
They walked up to a man with a morning star
3 Little Goblins, 3 Little Goblins
Pre chorus
(G)They said to (D)him, (C)'here, have this (D)drink'
(G)Then looked at (D)each other with a (C)little (D)wink
(G)They guy took a (D)swig, and (C)then he (D)said:
(G)'This tastes like (D)piss! You (C)goblins are (D)dead'
Chorus
(E)2 Little Goblins, (C)(D)2 Little (C)Goblins
Little (E)Goblins, little (C)Goblins, (D)2 Little (C)Goblins, oh yeah(E)
(C)(D)2 little (C)Goblins oh (E)yeah
They made quick exit with their pints in hand
Those little Goblins, 2 Little Goblins
And they ran right into a mercen'ry band
2 Little Goblins, 2 Little Goblins
Prechorus
Well, there were fifty six but to their drunken eyes,
The Goblins would swear that there were only five,
So they drew their knives and they said to them
'Give us all yer gold, or we'll do you in!'
Chorus
2 Little Goblins, 2 Little Goblins
Little Goblins, little Goblins, 2 Little Goblins, oh yeah
2 little Goblins oh yeah
The mercenary captain was completely surprised,
By the goblins, 2 Little Goblins,
And he was really shocked when he promptly died
Killed by the Goblins, 2 Little Goblins,
Pre chorus
They'd stabbed him in the nuts right between the thighs
When they looked up they saw a row of knives
They started to run, but one was too slow,
And another little Goblin just had to go
Chorus
1 Little Goblin, 1 Little Goblins
Little Goblin, little Goblin, just one little Goblins, oh yeah
One little Goblin oh yeah
Bridge (slow and depressing. Strike each chord once as you sing the line)
(E)Well one little Goblin was (Am)all alone
(E)In a strange city with nowhere (Am)to go
(G)Battered and bruised and (D)worst of all
(G)He'd lost his gold so he (D)couldn't afford to
(E)Buy some beer, or (Am)bed for the night
(E)He'd have to sleep without (Am)warmth or light
(G)He was uncomfortable, He (D)was all wet
(G)He couldn't cause mischeif with his (D)brothers dead
(G)This was a goblin who (D)couldn't cope with stress...
Chorus
One little Goblin, One little Goblin,
Little Goblin Little Goblin, just one little Goblin, Oh yeah
One little Goblin oh yeah
One little Goblin had had enough
One little Goblin, One little Goblin
And he said 'stuff this, let's get rough'
One little Goblin, One little Goblin
Pre Chorus
'I'll have my revenge for my brother's dead
I'll wait till you're asleep and then I'll get you in bed
So he went to get a torch and to fetch some oil
Cos he had a plan, no-one could foil
Chorus
That little Goblin, just one little Goblin
Little Goblin Little Goblin, just one little Goblin, oh yeah
One little Goblin oh yeah
He waited till dark and snuck back into town
That little Goblin, one little Goblin
And set his plan in motion, to burn it down!
That little Goblin, just one little Goblin
Pre Chorus
The butchers sizzled nice and the town hall went up fast,
He thought he'd better leave the old tavern till last
Cos its hard to burn a town down in one night
And when he's done, he's gonna need a pint
Chorus
That little Goblin, Just one little Goblin
Little Goblin Little Goblin, just one little Goblin, oh yeah
One little Goblin oh yeah
Play verse music without lyrics, then:
Prechorus
(slower. As bridge, strike chords once, except for last line)
So the morale of the story - for this is the end
Is take my advice, good listeners, and friends
Show some compassion to those with green skin
Cos if you piss 'em off, they'll do you in!
Chorus/End
Those little Goblins, all those Goblins,
Little Goblins little Goblins, millions of Goblins, Oh yeah
Loads of goblins oh yeah
Repeat Chorus as many times as you feel the audience can take, then stop on an 'E' chord.
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(OC Author - Jez Lawrence)