Underground, Overground
Underground Overground, what do you see?
The drow of the underdark always will be
Making good use of the solar eclipse,
Hiding in shadows, playing with whips.
Underground Overground, what do you see?
3 Matron Mothers drinking some tea.
They used to be scary; they used to be bad;
Now they're just fluffy and rather sad.
Underground Overground, who do you hate?
Annoying drow children manning the gate.
Once was a time when the guards all had balls.
Now they're just wimpy and hide behind walls.
Underground Overground, what do they lack?
Practically everything - at least they wear black.
Black is so stylish, black is so cool,
They think they're magnificent - who do they fool?
Underground Overground, wherever they are,
Down in the underdark or in the bar,
We'll kill 'em all, with axe, sword or pike -
Which one did I get? They all look alike!
Remember you're a dark elf,
Remember you're a dark elf.
Remember you're a dark elf,
Remember you're a dark elf.
Remember... member... member
What a nasty piece of work that you are.
All Works are © Original Author
(OC Author - Paul Harrison, after the Wombles' Theme Song)