Unwanted Species

I may be a goblin
I think I’m quite sweet
You don’t seem to think so though
And chase me down the street
You hit me with bottles
And sometimes with trees
Bet you wouldn’t hit me though
If I came up past yer knees

CHORUS

But when my tribes around
We’ll watch you run in fright
Because we are the hard cases
And were always up for a fight
We’ll headbutt yer gonads
Stab you in the knees
Hamstring yer muvvers
And give you a sexual disease

Now I’m not one for fighting
It always makes me sick
And all those war cries
Oooooh they get on me wick
Now I know I carry a sword
But it’s needed in this town
Cos all you big b*stards
Are always smacking me around

CHORUS

Now I like bunnies
And pretty little flowers
I’ll sit down in the meadow
And gaze at them for hours
I’ll traipse around the fields
Skipping all the day
But you’ll all start to pick on me
Point and call me names

CHORUS

Now I’m sick of being nice
I’m happy being green
I was born to be evil
I’m living to be mean
My language is dirty
And sometimes obscene
I hate you pink b*stards
You wish you were me

Now my tribes around
You wont put up a fight
We’ll torch your bloody town
Then put out your lights
Nick all yer cattle
Steal all yer beer
Cos were a bunch of greenies
Nice goblins are we……………..ALRIGHT.

 

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