What Do You Do With A Drunken Queenie?
What do you do with a drunken Queenie, (x3)
Earl-y in the morning?
Tell Mephisto to run the faction, (x3)
Earl-y in the morning!
What do you do with a drunken general, (x3)
Earl-y in the morning?
Find Ainsley and tell him he’s in charge, (x3)
Earl-y in the morning!
What do you do when Ainsley’s running, (x3)
Earl-y in the morning?
Make it up and don’t tell the Queenies, (x3)
Earl-y in the morning!
What do you do when Obidask finds out, (x3)
Earl-y in the morning?
Hoo-ray and up she rises! (x3)
Earl-y in the morning!
(Don’t tell the librarian, he’ll try and take over, (x3)
Earl-y in the morning!)
What do you do whilst the Queens are sober, (x3)
Earl-y in the morning?
Feed them drink and start it all over, (x3)
Earl-y in the morning!
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(OC Author - Paul Martin, after "Drunken Sailor")