Wi' Bodies All Around
If all the factions were chopped up
and scattered on the ground,
The bears would stand victorious,
wi' bodies all around;
wi' bodies all around my boys,
wi' bodies all around.
The bears would stand victorious
wi' bodies all around.
The Wolves just howl,
the dark elves prowl,
the Harts drink tea, eat cake,
the Griffins are innocuous
and the Vipers on the make;
the Unicorns are mules with horns
and the Jackals just small hounds,
but Bears they stand victorious
wi' bodies all around.
Wi' bodies all around my boys,
wi' bodies all around.
The bears would stand victorious
wi' bodies all around.
The Dragons are Bear wannabes
but their tartans not as good,
and Lions hide behind tall shields
which is just as well they should;
if you would line up all the rest
they would nary get a glance,
there's nine of them and one of us
and they still don't stand a chance.
If all the factions were chopped up
and scattered on the ground,
The bears would stand victorious,
wi' bodies all around;
wi' bodies all around my boys,
wi' bodies all around.
The bears would stand victorious
wi' bodies all around.
(ooc note - to the tune of Auld Lang Syne)
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(OC Author - Jay Hart)