Wizard
The wizard roams across the hill, searching for herbs to turn into pills
He's got potions to mix and if he makes a slip, all his plans will turn to shhhh...
Shining bright in a valley deep, the wizard finds, what he seeks,
A bed of flowers, of many hues - pick 'em quick, there's work to do!
Should the wizard stop his tricks, before he breaks what he cannot fix
A careless wave of a magic wand could accidentally, co-incidentally, turn this bard into a frog
Not happy. No, not happy.
Back to his tower the wizard goes, to his delight he's found a purple rose
He can use that flower for a potion of power, but if he gets it wrong it'll all turn sour
In his tower unaware of time, the wizard works on a production line
To bake some cakes with a unique taste, if he messes up, they'll turn you to paste
Should the wizard stop his tricks, before he breaks what he cannot fix
The wrong ingredient, baked too long, could accidentally, co-incidentally, make your hair and nails six feet too long
Not happy. No, not happy.
He's got a wizard's staff with a knob on the end, a pointy hat, that doesn't bend
A magic wand with the handle bronzed, he's even got a magic pond
He always got his nose in books (a nose, by the way, thats long and crooked)
yes he could be a powerful man, if he didn't keep turning things to spam...
Should the wizard stop his tricks, before he breaks what he cannot fix
Some muttered words and a waving hand could accidentally, co-incidentally, turn your gold right into sand
Not happy. No, not happy.
His spells don't work but its not his fault that he throws deserts instead of lightning bolts
But he didn't like being the butt of jokes, so he made a plan to get up and go
He built a transport circle on his tower floor, ad chanted till his throat was sore
The final chapter in this silly song - a puff of smoke, and he was gone
I guess that wizard's stopped his tricks, there's no danger now that he cannot fix
He tried to escape to a different plane, but accidentally, co-incidentally, it turned out to be just the same
He wasn't happy
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(OC Author - Jez Lawrence)